the most beautiful pair of words in the english language is
“eggplant parm.”
followed by “friends forever.”
really, a close second.
a distant thirtieth is “research assistant.”
of course the most beautiful single english word is
“friend.”
now some might say it’s “dragonfly”
& others “devastation”
but they would all be 122% wrong.
meanwhile a few might say these are all just other words for
summer. & they would be 211% right. & if we
were to, every last anglophone, including the staunchest
of anti-anglophiles, if we had to
gather & heatedly
debate the beautifulest trio of words intheenglishlanguage
& the shortlist included such mighty contenders as
“i love you”
&
“flaming hot cheetos”
the winner would still,
by the most mile of a mile, be
“jesus [ ] christ.”
2022
Regular
Contemporary
2023
Education & Learning
Humor & Satire
Hyperbole
exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally
Repetition
a recurrence of the same word or phrase two or more times
Solecism
a phrase, sentence, or longer written work that deviates from the grammatical norm in some way.