Your upper arm, the humerus,
has no idea what’s funny:
slip on a dropped banana peel,
invent something punny,
make your hand and armpit squeal–
how can it tell what’s humorous?
Even though your humeri
have biceps with a belly
they’re not for making belly laughs.
That name is simply silly!
Did someone on the O.R. staff,
thinking it’d be humorous
in the midst of a humorless
dissection, to make a pun
about the bone and how it hurts
like crazy when you stun
that tender elbow nerve that blurts
out PAIN and, more or less,
turns you into pancake batter?
That bone’s no laughing matter.
None
Regular
Children's
2023
Body & Body Image
Humor & Satire
Metaphor
a comparison between two unrelated things through a shared characteristic
Personification
the attribution of human qualities to a non-human thing
Rhetorical Question
a question asked for effect, not necessarily to be answered
Rhyme
correspondence of sound between words or the endings of words, especially when these are used at the ends of lines of poetry