Michael J. Rosen

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Columbus native, Michael J. Rosen is a creator of art in many forms. Best known as the author a wide variety of more than 150 books for both adults and young readers—poet, editor, writer of fiction and non-fiction, humorist,,  playwright, and longtime champion and editor of James Thurber's works—he has worked in the field of art, design, and illustration even since first publishing drawings in The New Yorker and Gourmet while he was in graduate school. His ceramics have been exhibited throughout the area and are currently featured at the Columbus Museum of Art. His design work and illustrations have appeared in countless magazines, brochures, advertising programs, and exhibitions.  Many of his books engage his degree in zoology and his passion for nature and the creatures who share this world. For the last 22 years, he’s lived on 100 forested acres in the foothills of the Appalachians, east of Columbus, Ohio, where he spent most of his life. Source 

 

Funny Bone (Humerus)

Your upper arm, the humerus,

has no idea what’s funny:

slip on a dropped banana peel,

invent something punny,

make your hand and armpit squeal–

how can it tell what’s humorous?

 

Even though your humeri

have biceps with a belly

they’re not for making belly laughs.

That name is simply silly!

Did someone on the O.R. staff,

thinking it’d be humorous

 

in the midst of a humorless

dissection, to make a pun

about the bone and how it hurts

like crazy when you stun

that tender elbow nerve that blurts

out PAIN and, more or less,

 

turns you into pancake batter?

That bone’s no laughing matter.

Published:

None

Length:

Regular

Literary Movements:

Children's

Anthology Years:

2023

Themes:

Body & Body Image

Humor & Satire

Literary Devices:

Metaphor

a comparison between two unrelated things through a shared characteristic

Personification

the attribution of human qualities to a non-human thing

Rhetorical Question

a question asked for effect, not necessarily to be answered

Rhyme

correspondence of sound between words or the endings of words, especially when these are used at the ends of lines of poetry