My house got robbed in New York. I didn't even call the police. I wanted to, but I couldn't. My crib is too nice. It's not that it's too nice, but it's too nice for me. You know how the police are in New York. Soon as I open the door, they'll be like, "He's still here! Open and shut case, Johnson. Apparently this black guy broke in and hung up pictures of his family everywhere. Never seen anything like it.
Humor & Satire
exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally
the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect